I wrote the following several months ago:
;:In the far future, when mutants are everywhere. Octopuses with human brains will be the most successful surgeons.
;:The only thought that makes me survive my medical school today is, I don't have octopuses as colleagues.
;:I don't discriminate against octopuses, they are biological creatures like humans. But I just can't imagine the tentacles of a female octopus going all over me.
;:So my advice to future medical students, since it will be very hard to keep a good care of your wallet. Watch those tentacles!
;:One day a surgeon made a wish that he would become very rich and famous. The second day, he woke up to find he became a giant octopus.
;:In a parallel universe, an octopus woke up found that it became a human. It committed suicide.