We have a retarded patent office
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Everyone should browse the Egyptian Patent Office website. It is a goldmine.
In a few minutes I found out some extremely retarded entries. In an exceptionally bad site.
Honey treats everything:
HONEY KILLS THE BACTERIA THAT CAUSE CHOLERA TYPHOID BACILLARY DYSENTRY AND DIPHTHERIA AND THE FUNGUS WHICH CAUSE TINEA PEDIS AND CAN BE USED IN TREATMENT OF THESE DISEASES.
A multipurpose time machine:
MULTI-PURPOSE TIME CONTROLE MACHINE.
A patent for what seems to be a modified game of handball for the disabled. Here is a copy and paste of the text, guess who is the retard:
HANDBALL FOR BODY RETARD ON MOVABLE CHAIR DEPENDS ON AMENDED CHAIR BY TWO PILLOWS EVERY ONE HAD A SMALL BICYCLE ANGLE 30 HIGHERT 2,5 CM .UPON GROUND.THE WIDTH OF RANGE 2 METER,HIGERT 1/5 METER AND THE CIORCUMFERENCE OF THE BALLIS 54X56 CM. AND THE SPORTIVE CAHIR WHICH IS UN AMENDED PRACTICE ON IT BASKET BALL.THIS AMENDMENT PROTECT THE RETARD ON FROM FALLING BACK.ANY RATARD ONE HAD THE RIGHT TO PRACTICE THE GAME BECAUSE IT HAS NOT MEDICAL SPECIFICATION AND IT IS OPEN TO ALL AGES AND FOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN BUT LAW HAS TWO TIMES FOR EVERY PART ONE TIME THE THROW OF THE SIDE PLAY WHEN THE CHAIR IS OUTSIDE THE COMPLETE PLAY GROUND THE RAGE GUARD HAD THE EIGHT TO DEFEND WITH HE MOVABLE CHAIR AND TH USE OF THE CHAIR TO HARM THE COMPETITIVE HAD TO BE GO AWAY FOR TTWO MINUTES....
Remember Nagwa Ibrahim's moronic television programs. No not Bo2loz, another mind dumbing program that she used to stop people in the streets and chat with them. I can't remember exactly. But I remember once she stopped a guy walking with a toilet flush. When she asked him about it, he told her that he was going back home from the patent office after patenting a flush that saves water. It was silly. It was the silliest thing I have ever watched on TV. I want to scream ...
Here is the silly patent:
A NEW FLOAT UNIT FOR SAVING WATER IN STORAGE TANK AND FLUSHING TANK
There are things that are better kept offline.